She broke up with me. Didn’t really tell me why. Luckily when you’re the guy you can just tell people she’s crazy. “Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up.” “Yeah, man. Turns out, she’s crazy.” That’s what they always do on Entourage.
Tom Haverford, “Time Capsule,” Parks and Recreation, Aziz Ansari
The truth behind this quote astounds me. Plus it always makes me laugh. So likes all around.
thefootstepsbyyourside-deactiva asked: where did you get your clothes..? the toilet store?
Ahaahhahahahaa! Brick, where’d you get a hand granade? I don’t know.