She broke up with me. Didn’t really tell me why. Luckily when you’re the guy you can just tell people she’s crazy. “Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up.” “Yeah, man. Turns out, she’s crazy.” That’s what they always do on Entourage.
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Tom Haverford, “Time Capsule,” Parks and Recreation, Aziz Ansari
The truth behind this quote astounds me. Plus it always makes me laugh. So likes all around.
(via foooolintherain)
thefootstepsbyyourside-deactiva asked: where did you get your clothes..? the toilet store?
Ahaahhahahahaa! Brick, where’d you get a hand granade? I don’t know.
